"Please, consider me a dream."
"One of the things that draws writers to writing is that they can get things right that they got wrong in real life by writing about them."
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."